| Lindsay Lohan today is retching her guts out and | | | | against the Iraqi people and coveted the oil of the |
| cleaning toilets at the Cirque Lodge Rehabilitation | | | | Iraqi people and the fame and fortune of Linday |
| Center in Orem, Utah. Having chased and caught the | | | | Lohan. God of Mount Sinai, worshipped by every |
| American Dream of fame, fortune, movie and music | | | | Christian, Muslim and Jew carved in stone Himself that |
| stardom Lindsay was left with a painful empty feeling | | | | if people broke his 10 commandments He would |
| which she chose to eliminate with the cheap thrills of | | | | punish them, their children, their grandchildren and |
| booze and cocaine. 91 percent of the world's poppy | | | | their great grandchildren. Rather than admit their own |
| plants are grown in Afghanistan. These poppy plants | | | | crimes against humanity the American people are |
| are turrned into heroin and wind up on the streets of | | | | scape goating and blaming the Muslims, the terrorists, |
| America, leading to violent crime and incarceration and | | | | Al Qaeda, Hamas, the Axis of Evil, Syria, Iraq, Iran, |
| their toll personally and financially on all Americans. | | | | North Korea, the Republicans, the Democrats and |
| The United States of America conquered Afghanistan | | | | anyone else they can think of for their own sins. It is |
| 4 years ago and the poppy production has increased | | | | important to get to the root of our problems and |
| since then. These poppy plants are used to finance Al | | | | then weed them out permanently. The root cause of |
| Qaeda. Why hasn't President Bush given the order to | | | | the Iraq War, leading to the Iran War and then to |
| root out every poppy plant in Afghanistan? What's in | | | | nuclear world war 3, the Apocalypse, the extinction |
| it for the administration to keep America's poor | | | | of life on Earth forever in the aftermath of nuclear |
| minorities hooked on smack and locked behind bars? | | | | world war 3, nuclear winter then ultraviolet summer is |
| What did Lindsay Lohan's poppy Michael Lohan do to | | | | the human brain. If not for the existence of human |
| cause his daughter Lindsay to tumble into the abyss? | | | | beings the Earth would be a real live paradise for the |
| How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a | | | | next few billion years, with crystal clear streams, lush |
| woodchuck could chuck wood? Americanitis is the | | | | forests and fresh sparkling air. Where did we go |
| inflamation of the American. The American mind | | | | wrong? What invention of the human brain triggered |
| today is burning in a self made Hell. Feel your brain | | | | the transformation of our beautiful planet into the |
| cells exploding like a suicide bomber playing "Blow me | | | | wasteland of Mars, which used to have its own |
| up for Virgins." The Old Testament, revered as Holy | | | | beautiful oceans? Now all Mars is good for is to |
| Scripture by Christianity, Islam and Judaism tells many | | | | resurface the courts at Roland Garros, Roger |
| stories. Every year on the Day of Atonement, the | | | | Federer's Waterloo. The invention of the human brain |
| highest of all holidays, Yom Kippur, the High How are | | | | which is causing the Iraq War, global warming and |
| You Jewish Priest took a goat into the desert. The | | | | Lindsay Lohan's impending incarceration is the car. For |
| High Priest laid his hands upon the head of the goat | | | | 5 million years human beings got along beautifully |
| and transferred all of the sins of the Jewish people | | | | without cars. Now we are all car junkies. We are like |
| into the goat. This is the origin of Jewish guilt and | | | | coke junkies standing outside of a drug store |
| neuroses, the theme of every Woody Allen movie. | | | | Jonesing with excruciating withdrawal symptoms until |
| The guilty goat was then sent to carry the sins of | | | | we can no longer stand the pain and we break into |
| the Jewish people away into the sands of the | | | | the drug store. Iraq is the drug store, the gasoline |
| desert, thereby cleansing the Jewish people of their | | | | station we Americans have broken into. If the people |
| sins. The Jesus died for your sins theorem is an | | | | of Earth do not stop driving cars immediately then |
| extrapalotion of the scape goat mishegus. The | | | | we human beings will soon cause the extinction of life |
| reason that people need scape goats is because it's | | | | on earth forever with another of our brilliant |
| too painful to admit your own sins. Jesus Christ | | | | inventions, weapons of mass destruction. We are like |
| hammered home over and over the importance of | | | | the big guy in "Of Mice and Men" who didn't realize his |
| obeying the 10 commandments. The self proclaimed | | | | own stength and power and accidentaly killed his pet |
| Holy American Christian Right led the charge into Iraq. | | | | mouse. Obviously if one person stops driving, it will |
| This is the majority of the American people. Despite | | | | not save the world. However, if everyone on Earth |
| the 10 commandments, the American people idolize | | | | stops driving, and disposes of the weapons of mass |
| Lindsay Lohan, drive on the Sabbath, do not honor | | | | destruction, it will save life on Earth. All it would take |
| their fathers, have murdered 1 million innocent Iraqi | | | | would be 200 people representing 200 countries to |
| men, women and children even though they had zero | | | | stand up tomorrow at the United Nations and |
| to do with 9/11, commit adultery, are trying to steal | | | | announcing that effective immediately each country |
| the Iraqis' oil, have repeatedly beared false witness | | | | will be banning cars and disarming. It's that simple. |