What About Role Playing Marketing?

In what will be hailed as a new frontier in marketinghave is in the hands of a couple of the Elite.
"Role Playing is about to become a major force."Once this has been accomplished the game will move
Heed the words of Sear Rykan, the marketing Guru.to a new level.
This is marketing taken to its next level!We will call this the "Screenspam" stage. It is made
Players will be given roles as advertising executives,necessary by the shortage of cash in "Joe's" jeans. I
newsletter writers, movie critics, copy writers, brainwonder how we can solve this problem.
surgeons, kalamazoos, average Joe's, test drivers,Maybe if we introduce a new bunch of players!
and on and on.Bankers! Consumer credit companies! Right on! Now
Other players will take the parts of the notorious "Bigthe boys have another source of 'funds' to play with.
Box Store Owners", Mutual fund salesmen,It may not be cash, but... Let's see what they are
real-estate guru, used car salesman, blanketgoing to do. We will have to keep the 'Big Boxes'
manufacturer, president of a 3rd world country,open until midnight for a while here.
paranoid leader of a 1st level country that is not anThey copywriters and advertising executives are all
Empire, but wants to be.having little organisms thinking about the new wave
They will be given a few hours to settle into theof consumerism. New stores are being built. Postal
new world and set it in order. This will be called 'Theemployees are looking for a raise. At the end of each
New World Order'. Who said that anyway? Once thismonth Taxis are full, heading for the Mall!
has been done the "average Joe's" will be sent out toHot Damm, you did it Greeny!
spend. Spend, spend, buy until all the money theyCopyright © 2005 Delmar Germyn.