Tell Your Inner Child To Just Keep Out Of This

I can't do anything with her," Mrs. Porter saidin some other way challenging, little girl. Automatically
plaintively, "I am absolutely starting to lose it."and with great efficiency, her brain dredged up the
"Starting?" her husband asked with genuine surpriseunsuccessful responses she and her mother used
and a roll of the eyeballs. "Listen," he confided in me,when she was a child.
"my wife's just as bad as our seven-year old whenThere's been a lot of "inner child" therapy in the last
they get going. You should hear them."couple of decades and it's lovely. The inner child is
"Tell me more," I said to Mrs. Porter.that hurt little Mrs. Porter who couldn't get what she
"To be honest," she admitted, "he's right. I don'twanted and was scolded anyway. This inner child
know how it all degenerates, but something inside meneeds to heal. But even more vital to Mrs. Porter's
goes haywire every single time Sabrina acts up, andparenting, she (the inner child) needs to stay out of
all the wonderful parenting tricks you've taught us gothe adult Mrs. Porter's way when she is trying to
right outside the window."apply useful parenting strategies that she has learned.
"Guess what?" I tell them, "You're not alone. YourEasier said than done. The brain mechanism that
brain is causing this and we can get you out of it!"launches the whining-and-yelling- Mrs. Porter is lightning
It's at this point that I explain a little bit about howquick and, as we said, not very accurate besides not
the human brain works and why the bestbeing a reservoir of successful parenting memories.
mechanisms it has to offer can mess you up later onSo we have, on the one hand, Mrs. Porter's
in life. Efficiency is one of the most outstandinghigher-functioning cerebral cortex brimming with
characteristics of the human brain. In neurobiologicalwonderful techniques to work with her children, and
terms this means that when childhood memories areon the other hand, her "inner child" reacting quite
recorded for future use, those memories are storedun-helpfully but quicker and more effectively than her
in very rough categories. "Harmful," for example,cerebral cortex.
could describe the face of a toy doll that resemblesThe strategy to get around this problem is to learn
a frightening dog. As a child, when you'd see themethods to buy time. If Mrs. Porter can slow the
doll-face, you might have gotten scared because itentire process down by, say, one whole minute, she
resembles the scary face of the big dog. As an adult,wins. That is, her cerebral cortex (the thinking and
there's no logical reason in the world why you shouldrational part of her brain) wins over her "inner child."
become momentarily scared by a similar doll-face, butHere are various strategies that people have used to
that's exactly what happens. It's all because yourbuy themselves that minute:
brain makes a hasty decision that a new stimulus1. Breathe deeply and peacefully as soon as tension
belongs in a particular category. What it loses in logic,starts and focus on the breathing. This miraculously
it gains in speed, and speed is of the essence whendisengages the automatic and unhelpful emotional
you need to protect yourself. Thus, if you're in aresponse.
deserted street and you see a movement out of the2. Say affirmations to oneself such as: "I am a
corner of your eye, you'll perhaps get startled. That'scompetent adult and I have a bunch of good tools
good because that level of alertness could save yourthat I can use." Repeat the affirmation slowly and
life.firmly as necessary.
So how does this apply to Mrs. Porter and her3. Recite inspirational messages to yourself.
struggle with seven-year-old Sabrina?4. Hum soothing melodies to yourself.
Sabrina's antics would "bring" her mother right backMrs. Porter and I developed a list of the tools she
to her own childhood. That is, without realizing it, herwould like to be able to use with her daughter and
child's behavior evoked in her all the feelings that shethen practiced the breathing. I gave her a CD of a
had as a child herself-and all the reactions. Whenrelaxation I created (which can be downloaded from
confronted with her own normal seven-year oldmy website for free in my "Self Help" section, here)
behavior, Mrs. Porter's parents didn't really knowand suggested she listen to that every day.
what to do. Her father would hit her and, even atMeanwhile, Mr. Porter was not to be left out. Why, I
the tender age she was, she swore she would neverwanted to know, did he roll his eyeballs instead of
do that to a child of her own. Her mother would yellsupporting his wife? Could it be that by being so
helplessly. Given the two choices, the helpless yellingsuperior he got to dump the problem of disciplining
seemed much kinder although it didn't reallySabrina on his wife? If so, that wasn't very fair, was
accomplish anything. With all that bad parenting, it's ait? He agreed it wasn't and we worked out a plan for
wonder Mrs. Porter grew up to be a fairly normal,him to be more involved. We decided to capitalize on
nice adult. Throughout her childhood, all she knewhis sense of humor to help both his wife and child
was to yell back at her mother, whine, feel stupid, belearn to laugh at themselves and lighten up while in
wrong, and not enjoy whatever it was she wasthe thick of their tugs-of-war. All this could only
whining for anyway after her parents drained everywork, of course, with Mrs. Porter's cooperation, but
drop of fun out of it. She did not have a sense ofshe was happy to give it as she actually welcomed
competency and success.her husband's humor to de-stress situations.
And that is precisely what was triggered in her brainIn this way, Mrs. Porter's cerebral cortex wins and
when she was confronted with a whining, yelling, orher "inner child" is kept from making a mess of things.